Bow Wow

IM000607
Originally uploaded by penguingolfer89.

This is my art piece for the final. How do you like it? How would you grade it? Notice the marbled paper I made, the border, the cast shadow, the cool and warm colors.

Dear God:
Let me give you a list of things I must remember to be a good dog.

1.I will not eat the cat's food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2.I will not roll on dead seagulls,fish, or crabs etc, just because I like the way they smell.

3.I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box, although they are tasty.

4.The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

5.The sofa is not a "face towel".Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.

6.The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

7.My head does not belong in the refridgerator.

8.I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's licence & registration

9.I will not play tug-a-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

10.Sticking my nose into someones crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".

11.I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

13. I will not throw up in the car.

14. I will not come in from outside and immediatly drag my butt.

15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when we have company.

16. The cat is not a "squeaky toy" so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

Last question
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? or is it still the same old story?